iPhone 5S Release … why you mad at Apple?

Okay, so Apple announced two new “5” models that didn’t really add anything substantial… so what’s new? Haven’t you been paying attention to ANY of the iPhone announcements since iPhone 4?

  1. If you already have an iPhone 5, you don’t have to buy the new 5S, unless you’re dumb… and rich…
  2. If you have an iPhone 4 or 4S, the iPhone 5S is a substantial upgrade… and your two-year contract should already be done, unless you bought it cheap this year… in which case you don’t have a right to complain…
  3. If you still have a 3GS or – god forbid – the original iPhone, then for the love of all that is good and holy, grab the new iPhone 5S now! And sell your cassette tapes!
  4. If you have an Android, Windows Phone, Blackberry or some other non-iPhone device, I don’t see why you’re complaining… if you love your phone and think it’s the best thing since God talked to Moses, I don’t see why you’re so insecure about an inferior phone ;)
  5. If you still have a non-smart phone like a Nokia, Sony Ericsson or a Motorola Dynatac, then… well… u dnt hv 2 b sry u stl rck!

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