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Puwit means ass or buttocks or fanny or anus or even dinner (hmmm… yeah…). It means… well, who the hell doesn’t know what “ass” is, anyway?  Note that the word “puwit” cannot be used as a Tagalog translation for ass, the donkey-like mammal, unless one is describing its face… Also spelled puwet in some instances (commonly used as a noun).

Word Usage:

Malaki at mataba ang puwit ni Inday. 
(Inday has a big, fat ass.) 
or
(Inday has enormous – no, gigantic – no, TITANIC buttocks!)
or even
(Inday’s butt is so damn fat, you could slap it and ride the waves…)

Hindi masuwerte si Isko sa pag-ibig dahil siya ay mukhang puwet.
(Isko has no luck in love because he looks like ass.) 
or
(Isko’s lovelife was so heinous for having a face that looked like an anus.) 
or even
(Isko… fuck man… cover your damn face, foo!)

Sobrang laki ng puwit ng nanay mo!
(Your mother’s butt is so very big!) 
or
(Your momma’s ass was so fat, her nickname was “DAMN”.) 
or even
(Your momma’s ass was so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, “To be continued.”)

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