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This has been posted on several blogs and social networking sites I think, and I remember seeing this once… but this is the first time I’m gonna be posting it here, coz it was just so funny – for those who can understand Tagalog, anyway

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1.  Black Hawk Down – Ibong Maitim Sa Ibaba

2.  Dead Man’s Chest – Dodo Ng Patay

3.  I Know What You Did Last Summer – Uuy….Aminin!

4.  Love, Actually – Sa Totoo Lang, Pag-ibig

5.  Million Dollar Baby – 50 Milyon Pisong Sanggol (it depends on the exchange rate of the country)

6.  The Blair Witch Project – Ang Proyekto ng Bruhang Si Blair

7.  Mary Poppins – Si Mariang May Putok

8.  Snakes On A Plane – Nag-ahasan sa Ere

9.  The Postman Always Rings Twice – Ang Kartero Kapag Dumutdot Laging Dalawang Beses

10.   Sum Of All Fears – Takot Mo , Takot Ko, Takot Nating Lahat

11.  Swordfish – Talakitok

12.  Pretty Woman – Ganda Ng Lola Mo

13.  Robin Hood, Men In Tights – Si Robin Hood At Ang Mga Bakat

14.  Four Weddings And A Funeral – Kahit 4 Na Beses Ka Pang Magpakasal, Mamamatay Ka Rin

15.  The Good, The Bad And The Ugly – Ako, Ikaw, Kayong Lahat

16.  Harry Potter – Adik Si Harry

17.  Click – Isang Pindot Ka Lang

18.  Brokeback Mountain – Bumigay Sa Bundok

19.  The Day Of The Dead – Araw Ng Mga Patay

20.  Waterworld – Basang-basa

21.  There’s Something About Mary – May Kwan Sa Ano Ni Maria

22.  Employee Of The Month – Ang Sipsip

23.  Resident Evil – Ang Biyenan

24.  Kill Bill – Kilitiin Sa Bilbil

25.  The Grudge – Lintik Lang Ang Walang Ganti

26.  Nightmare Before Christmas – Binangungot Sa Noche Buena

27.  Never Been Kissed – Pangit Kasi

28.  Gone In 60 Seconds – 1 Round Lang, Tulog

29.  The Fast And The Furious – Ang Bitin, Galit

30.  Dude, Where’s My Car – Dong, Anong Level Ulit tayo Nag-park?

31.  Beauty And The Beast – Ang Asawa Ko At Ang Biyenan

32.  The Lord Of The Rings – Ang Alahero

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