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Aso simply means dog, a domesticated carnivorous mammal, or any of various carnivorous mammals of the family Canidae (used as a noun).

Word Usage:   

Marami ang nagsasabi na si Bitoy ay mukhang aso. 
(There are those who say that Bitoy looks like a dog.) 
or (There are some tactless, stupid, soon-to-be-dead people who said Bitoy looks like a damn mutt.)
or even
(Hey Bitoy…. SIT!  PLAY DEAD!!  LICK BALLS!!!)

Ako ay nakakita ng dalawang asong naghihindutan sa tabi ng kalye.
(I saw two dogs copulating by the side of the road.) 
or (I spied on two shameless mongrels having sex by the roadside.) 
or even
(Here I was, minding my own business, when I suddenly saw a scrawny flea bag getting it on with some bitch…)

Ang aso na naglalakad sa harapan ng aming bahay ay tumigil, inamoy ang kanyang ari, nginatngat ang kanyang puson, at dinilaan ang kanyang puwit, habang tahimik na nakamasid ang isa pang asong nakalabas ang dila at humihingal habang pinapanood niya ang buong eksena…
(The stray dog that was walking in front of our house suddenly stopped, sniffed its sex organ, nibbled at its groin, and licked its anus, while from a distance, another dog was staring at the whole scene, with its tongue hanging out, and breathing heavily…  kinda reminds you of yourself when you were barhopping, doesn’t it?)

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From The West Wing, Season 2, Episode 22 (Two Cathedrals), as said by President Bartlett while he’s walking to the altar, alone, inside the empty cathedral during the funeral… he was speaking to God…

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You’re a son of a bitch, you know that?

She bought her first new car and you hit her with a drunk driver. What, was that supposed to be funny?

“You can’t conceive, nor can I, the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God,” says Graham Greene.  I don’t know whose ass he was kissing there ’cause I think you’re just vindictive. What was Josh Lyman? A warning shot? That was my son. What did I ever do to yours but praise his glory and praise his name?

There’s a tropical storm that’s gaining speed and power. They say we haven’t had a storm this bad since you took out that tender ship of mine in the north Atlantic last year… 68 crew.  You know what a tender ship does?  Fixes the other ships.  Doesn’t even carry guns.  Just goes around, fixes the other ships and delivers that mail.  That’s all it can do.

Gratias tibi ago, domine. Yes, I lied.  It was a sin.  I’ve committed many sins.  Have I displeased you, you feckless thug?   3.8 million new jobs, that wasn’t good?  Bailed out Mexico, increased foreign trade, 30 million new acres of land for conservation, put Mendoza on the bench, we’re not fighting a war, I’ve raised three children…

That’s not enough to buy me out of the doghouse?

Haec credam a deo pio? A deo iusto? A deo scito?
Cruciatus in crucem!
Tuus in terra servus nuntius fui officium perfeci.
Cruciatus in crucem.  Eas in crucem!

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(Bartlet turns away in anger. He descends to the lower sanctuary and lights a cigarette. He takes a single puff, drops the butt to the floor, and grinds it defiantly with his shoe…)

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