Carinderia Menu, anyone?
My brother sent me an email with this on it more than a year ago… I posted it on my personal blog coz it was hella funny, and I decided that I’d share it here with you guys, even though I’m sure this has already been posted several times before…
However, this is in Tagalog, so to those who are not well-versed in the language/dialect, my sincere apologies – for you missing out on the fun 
Let’s begin this buffet from hell, shall we?
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- TAPSILOG - Tapa, Sinangag, Itlog
- LONGSILOG - Longganisa, Sinangag, Itlog
- HOTSILOG - Hotdog, Sinangag, Itlog
- PORKSILOG - Baboy, Sinangag, Itlog
- CHICKSILOG - Chicken Sinangag Itlog
- AZUCARERA - Adobong Aso
- LUGLOG - Lugaw, Itlog
- PAKAPLOG - Pandesal, Kape, Itlog
- KALOG - Kanin, Itlog
- PAKALOG - Pandesal, Kanin, Itlog
- MAALOG NA BETLOG - Maalat na Itlog, Pakbet, Itlog
- BAHAW - Kaning lamig ito… pero may nagtinda, Bakang Inihaw
- KALKAL - Kalderetang Kalabaw
- HIMAS - Hipon Malasado
- HIMAS SUSO - Hipon Malasado, Sugpo, Keso
- HIMAS PEKPEK - Hipon Malasado, Kropek, Pinekpek’n
- PEKPEK MONG MALAKI - Kropek, Pinekpek’n, Monggo, Malasado, Laing, Kilawin
- DILA - Dinuguan, Laing
- DILAAN MO - Dinuguan, Laing, Dalandan, Molo
- BOKA BOKA - Bopis, Kanin, Bokayo, Kape
- BOKA BOKA MO PA - Bopis, Kanin, Bokayo, Kape, Molong Pancit
- KANTOT - Kanin, Tortang Talong
- KANTOT PA - Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit
- SIGE KANTOT PA - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit
- SIGE KANTOT PA HA - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit, Halo-halo
- SIGE KANTOT PA IBAON MO - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit… Take out
- SIGE KANTOT PA IBAON MO PAPA - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit… Take out w/ Ketchup
- PAKANTOT - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong
- PAPAKANTOT - Papaitan, Kanin, Tortang Talong
- PAPAKANTOT KA BA - Papaitan, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Kapeng Barako
- PAKANTOT SA YO - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Saging… + Yosi
- PAKANTOT KA - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Kape
- PAKANTOT KA HABANG MATIGAS PA - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Kape, Inihaw na Bangus, Maruya, Tinola, Ginisang Aso, Pancit
- SUBO - Sugpo, Bopis
- SUBO MO - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo
- SUBO MO PA - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Pancit
- SUBO MO PA MAIGE - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Mais, Pige
- SUBO MO TITE KO - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Tinola, Teriyaki, Kochinta
- SUBO MO TITE KO BILIS - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Tinola Teryaki, Kochinta, Bihon, Tawilis
- SUBO MO TITE KO BILIS, HAYOP! - …same as above, minura mo lang yung waiter – kasi ang tagal ng order…
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I think I just lost my appetite…