Telemarketer Pwned…
I have set my answering machine to pick up the call after two rings. It has come to this. Boy, do I hate em…
“Hello?”
“Hello Mister Row-sill, this is Paprika informing you of the newest services from the Los Angeles Times. Now we can deliver your Los Angeles times daily including the Sunday Times at an affordable rate of…”
“I’m not interested.”
“But sir, you can avail of the free trial of the Los Angeles Times to see if you enjoy the convenience of having your news…”
“I said I’m not interested…”
“But in addition to your daily subscription of the Los Angeles Times, we can include a free trial copy of…”
“So lady, how often do you take a crap?”
“Excuse me sir?”
“Does it come out long?”
“Uhm…”
“Does it look like you have a big brown tail?”
“Thank you sir, have a nice day…”
*click*
I guess reading Silence of the Lambs did come in handy…