Mar
24
2014

I hate Filipino food, the Filipino culture, and all Filipinos!

… Actually, I don’t …

But a few bloggers have used hate (feigned or not) to attract passionate Pinoys who defend the food, the culture and themselves… all for blog traffic…

I kinda want traffic to my blog, so I hope this trolling works like it did other blogs…

Anyway, comments?


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Oct
14
2013

We don’t need martyrs… we need heroes…

From The West Wing, Season 3, Episode 1 (Isaac and Ishmael), as said by President Bartlett…

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We don’t need martyrs right now. We need heroes. A hero would die for his country, but he’d much rather live for it…

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Sep
10
2013

iPhone 5S Release … why you mad at Apple?

Okay, so Apple announced two new “5” models that didn’t really add anything substantial… so what’s new? Haven’t you been paying attention to ANY of the iPhone announcements since iPhone 4?

  1. If you already have an iPhone 5, you don’t have to buy the new 5S, unless you’re dumb… and rich…
  2. If you have an iPhone 4 or 4S, the iPhone 5S is a substantial upgrade… and your two-year contract should already be done, unless you bought it cheap this year… in which case you don’t have a right to complain…
  3. If you still have a 3GS or – god forbid – the original iPhone, then for the love of all that is good and holy, grab the new iPhone 5S now! And sell your cassette tapes!
  4. If you have an Android, Windows Phone, Blackberry or some other non-iPhone device, I don’t see why you’re complaining… if you love your phone and think it’s the best thing since God talked to Moses, I don’t see why you’re so insecure about an inferior phone ;)
  5. If you still have a non-smart phone like a Nokia, Sony Ericsson or a Motorola Dynatac, then… well… u dnt hv 2 b sry u stl rck!

Jul
11
2013

Life is like a long drive …

Life is like a long drive … You may start by planning out where you want to go … You may choose the shortest path between two points, or you may go for the scenic route … It may start out a little slow, but once you get into the groove, it can feel like cruising … You may step on the gas for the thrill and excitement, or step on the brakes from time to time when you feel the need to slow down … The trip may have back roads and shortcuts, uphill or downhill, or it may have uncharted places where you don’t know what to expect …

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Nov
21
2011

The Terror I Left Behind

So I decided to take my lunch from work, and rode the elevator all the way down from the 18th floor … and right as I pass the 16th floor I got the overwhelming urge to fart …

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Sep
22
2011

Trying Heart! (Mga Inglesera Sa Kanto!)

Got this from my friend from Facebook… reposting here coz I’m cool that way… thanks Grace!

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MGA INGLESERA SA KANTO:

1.  Ats if!
2.  I’m sick of tired!
3.  True good to be true!
4.  When it rains, it’s four!
5.  Once in a new moon.
6.  Keep your mouth shock!
7.  Connect me if I’m wrong.
8.  I hope you dont mine.
9.  Will you please give me alone?
10.  Please don’t make fond of me!
11.  Cut the craft!
12.  As far as I concern.
13.  I’ll give you the benefit of the daw.
14.  Please, cut me some slacks!
15.  How there you!

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Aug
29
2011

The Classic Retirement Syndrome

I recently heard this story again and it made me laugh, not just because it’s funny, but because I have experienced this more times than I can count. You don’t have to be old and gray to experience this – and I’m sure many of you have :)

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Aug
20
2011

Transcript of Ninoy Aquino’s Memorable Speech in Los Angeles (1981)

Two years ago I wrote my thoughts on the late Ninoy Aquino’s memorable speech in Los Angeles in 1981, two years before he was assassinated at the then Manila International Airport, because if his threatening presence to the dictatorial Marcos regime of that period.

Today in the Philippines marks the 28th death anniversary of the country’s most charismatic politician, and one that was considered the greatest president that the Philippines never had. In remembrance, I am reposting the memorable speech from Youtube, and adding a complete transcript of what he said, courtesy of Real Encounters.

Watch the video, hear his voice, and read his words. Aquino is one of those rare people, the likes of which we might never see again in our lifetime….

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Aug
20
2011

Why Rocks Rule, Paper Can’t Do Shit, and Scissors are Meh

Saw this on the Internet and I decided to type it here instead of just posting a picture… coz I’m cool that way…

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I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors. But there’s no way paper can beat rock.

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Aug
14
2011

The Little Cow (A Parable)

Heard this little story at a convention I attended that I’m pretty sure many of us can probably relate to…

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A master of Wisdom was walking through the countryside with his apprentice when they came to a small, disheveled shack on a meager piece of farmland.

“See this poor family,” said the Master. “Go see if they will share with us their food.”

“But we have plenty,” said the apprentice.

The master said, “Do as I say.” The obedient apprentice went to the home. The good farmer and his wife, surrounded by their seven children, came to the door. Their clothes were dirty and in tatters.

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